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Active research projects

• Aspartame & Depression
• Peanuts are Legumes: "The Nutty Truth"
• Is The Moon Made of Cheese: The Truth
• Unicorns Myth or Fact?
• Legend of Zelda

Scrapped projects due to lack of funding

• Aspartame & Depression: "Drinking your way to Suicide"
• Sugar and Obesity: "The Fat Truth"

Inspirational Researchers

Doug Parkey

Stan Beeks

Bever Quags

Malloy McKeekey

Raul Flargen

Abercrumbie Schwartz